Yesterday, I was thinking.... what would I do in the event
of a zombie apocalypse?...... Well, my first reaction would be finding my
girlfriend. But then what about my family? They probably wouldn't want to
travel all the way to New Hampshire from Indiana in the middle of such a
situation. I'd be forced to separate with them. It would be very dangerous on
the road.....for one, I don’t know how to drive I don’t think learning on a
highway obstacle course would be a good idea. So I'd either be biking or
walking.... or I could just jack an electric scooter or a moped. (Hey! If the
left it there during a zombie out brake I don't think they'll be coming back
for it....) Well, anyway the journey lasts about 14 hours by car. (CAR!!) So I’m
estimating that it would take me a few days to get there. Maybe even weeks.
Depending on the undead population in the areas I'd be traveling in I would
have to be careful. Stealth would be of the highest importance. With no
knowledge of where I'd be able to acquire fire-arms I'd be reduced to using
melee weapons.(baseball bats, knives, machetes....etc..) A very risky operation
when in a (not-so-)party of one. Of course I could always find something useful
in the city. But I'm too chicken to risk it on my own. There would be so much
staked against me....not to mention there could always be the possibility that
she would've turned or left by the time I got there. Oh, well.....knowing me
I'm pretty confident that I'd make it there (as long as a hoard doesn't come
by). Though after I've found my (hopefully
still alive) girlfriend, what next?
I don't need a title for my blog. Titles are overrated. Not only are titles overrated, but in my case they are also unnecessary. I find that a title would be pointless in terms of addressing what you the loyal reader would be viewing. So as a consequence I suppose I must tell you that by entering this site you have come into a world of sheer idiotic genius, actual reenactment, and another third oxymoron...............in other words, my blog.
wow so much faith in me there babe. i am beyond confident i will survive and i am going to hijack a boat and go to a deserted island free from the zombie plague.
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